The sales floor
All legends
Thor
“Mjölnir only works if you’re worthy. This one works if you’re charged.”
5 picks
Medusa
“Protect your eyes. Mostly, protect everyone else from mine.”
5 picks
Dragon
“Keep one by the stove. Keep three by me. Trust me, the knights never brought enough.”
5 picks
Vampire
“Sun shy? Same.”
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Heracles
“I wore the Nemean lion. You can just cuddle on the couch.”
5 picks
Merlin
“I see the future. In it, you forget to charge your phone.”
5 picks
Werewolf
“Full moon last night. My couch looks like a wolf exploded.”
5 picks
Bigfoot
“Photograph me in focus? Not with that phone.”
5 picks
Unicorn
“My horn purifies poisoned water. This works too, and you don’t need a horn.”
5 picks
Mermaid
“Mermaids comb our hair on the rocks all day. You can do it at home.”
5 picks
Elf
“Elf fashion is just walking through meadows until things stick.”
5 picks
Leprechaun
“I’m a cobbler first. Fairy second. Gold third.”
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Fairy
“Fly like Victorian me.”
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Giant
“Extra long? Not long enough.”
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Ghost
“Classic ghost costume. Cut two holes.”
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Zombie
“Haitian folklore says salt wakes the zombi up. Season your soup instead.”
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Mummy
“Wrapped head to toe for 3,000 years. Still fits.”
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Skeleton
“I’m all bone. I need this.”
5 picks
Cupid
“Real arrows make people fall in love. These just stick to the fridge.”
5 picks
Satan
“Everybody draws me holding one. Finally, a practical use.”
5 picks
King Arthur
“No head of the table means no arguing over who sits there. Mostly.”
5 picks