garden pitchfork
Pitched by Satan
“Everybody draws me holding one. Finally, a practical use.”
Forged steel tines, ash handle, 4 prongs.
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apple slicer
Pitched by Satan
“My first sales pitch was in a garden. It involved an apple. It went very well.”
Stainless blades, 8 slices, cores in one push.
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Pitched by Satan
“For s’mores. Not eternal punishment. Mostly.”
Steel, mesh screen, poker included.
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Pitched by Satan
“I always get it in writing. Read the fine print.”
Clear sleeves, ring binder, 50 pages.
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Pitched by Satan
“Practically impossible to kill. Sound familiar?”
Easy care, trailing vines, air purifying.
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