sea salt
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“Haitian folklore says salt wakes the zombi up. Season your soup instead.”
Coarse, 2 lb.
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Reanimated soul · Haitian folklore
Pitched by Zombie
“Haitian folklore says salt wakes the zombi up. Season your soup instead.”
Coarse, 2 lb.
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“Forced to labor in the fields. At least protect your hands.”
Breathable, reinforced.
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“I’m sluggish in the morning. Need this.”
Programmable, 12 cup.
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“Old tales say I’m in a trance. I’d prefer real sleep.”
Contoured, cooling.
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“Waking up is hard.”
Loud, dual alarm.
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