blackout curtains
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“Sun shy? Same.”
Blocks 99% light, thermal, noise-reducing.
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garlic press
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“Repels vampires. I’m only telling you so you’ll buy it and then leave it in a drawer.”
Stainless steel, easy clean, comfortable grip.
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“No reflection. Still, buy it to tell me I look good.”
Frameless, bevel edge, easy hang.
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“Cozy and functional.”
Wood, 5 shelves, gothic look.
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“This is as far as I’ll go in polite company.”
100% juice, no sugar added.
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