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Home & Kitchen

28 products · 6 sub-categories

Kitchen & Dining

Cookware

cast iron skillet

Pitched by Elf

“No cold iron for us. Keep this for yourself.”

Pre-seasoned, oven safe, versatile.

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heart shaped cake pan

Pitched by Cupid

“Love at first bite. My specialty.”

Nonstick, 9 inch, easy release.

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Kitchen & Dining

Drinkware

chalice set

Pitched by King Arthur

“My knights searched for years for one cup. You get four in two days.”

Stainless steel, gold tone, set of 4.

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drinking horn

Pitched by Thor

“Sip mead like an Asgardian. Do not lose a drinking contest to a giant in disguise.”

Real horn, food-safe liner, leather strap.

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Kitchen & Dining

Kitchen Utensils & Gadgets

apple slicer

Pitched by Satan

“My first sales pitch was in a garden. It involved an apple. It went very well.”

Stainless blades, 8 slices, cores in one push.

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garlic press

Pitched by Vampire

“Repels vampires. I’m only telling you so you’ll buy it and then leave it in a drawer.”

Stainless steel, easy clean, comfortable grip.

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heat-resistant gloves

Pitched by Dragon

“For handling my eggs. Mother likes them warm. Very, very warm.”

Rated to 932°F, silicone grip, one size.

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Kitchen & Dining

Small Appliances

Bedding

Blankets & Throws

faux fur throw blanket

Pitched by Heracles

“I wore the Nemean lion. You can just cuddle on the couch.”

Ultra-soft, machine washable, oversized.

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Bedding

Sheets

Furniture

Shelves & Bookcases

Furniture

Tables

round dining table

Pitched by King Arthur

“No head of the table means no arguing over who sits there. Mostly.”

Solid wood, seats 8, pedestal base.

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Home Décor

Candles

Home Décor

Decorative Accents

crystal ball

Pitched by Merlin

“I see the future. In it, you forget to charge your phone.”

Glass sphere, wooden stand, 4 inch.

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rainbow sun catcher

Pitched by Leprechaun

“Points right at my pot of gold. Please stop.”

Prism crystal, window hanging, sunlight refracting.

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Home Décor

Display Stands

sword display stand

Pitched by King Arthur

“I pulled mine from a stone. Store yours somewhere easier to reach.”

Wooden, wall or tabletop, holds one sword.

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Home Décor

Lamps & Lighting

Home Décor

Mirrors

mirror

Pitched by Vampire

“No reflection. Still, buy it to tell me I look good.”

Frameless, bevel edge, easy hang.

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Window Treatments

Curtains

blackout curtains

Pitched by Vampire

“Sun shy? Same.”

Pitched by Thor

“Loki keeps turning the lightning on at 3 a.m. Not anymore.”

Blocks 99% light, thermal, noise-reducing.

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Household Essentials

Clocks

Household Essentials

Coin Banks

Household Essentials

Lint Removers

lint roller

Pitched by Werewolf

“Full moon last night. My couch looks like a wolf exploded.”

Sticky sheets, refillable, travel size.

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