fire extinguisher
Pitched by Dragon
“Keep one by the stove. Keep three by me. Trust me, the knights never brought enough.”
Rechargeable, UL-rated, wall bracket included.
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Home Security
chain door guard
Pitched by Ghost
“Rattling chains is my thing.”
Steel, easy install.
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Pitched by Dragon
“Someone stole one golden cup in 1000 A.D. and I burned half of Geatland. This is the calmer option.”
Wireless, 120 dB siren, app alerts.
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Work Gloves
work gloves
Pitched by Zombie
“Forced to labor in the fields. At least protect your hands.”
Breathable, reinforced.
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Drills
cordless hammer drill
Pitched by Thor
“Mjölnir only works if you’re worthy. This one works if you’re charged.”
Brushless motor, 2 speeds, LED work light.
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Pressure Washers
electric pressure washer
Pitched by Heracles
“I cleaned the Augean stables by rerouting two rivers. This is the suburban version.”
2000 PSI, multiple nozzles, onboard detergent tank.
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Hammers
hammer
Pitched by Leprechaun
“Tap tap tap. That’s me fixing your shoes.”
Steel head, wood handle, balanced.
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Step Ladders
tall step ladder
Pitched by Giant
“Cute. I use clouds.”
Fiberglass, 12 feet, non-slip.
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