door stop
Pitched by Unicorn
“I can only be caught by sitting peacefully in a maiden’s lap. This is just a door stop.”
Heavy, rubber, white.
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Door Stops
Household Supplies
Water Filtration
water filter
Pitched by Unicorn
“My horn purifies poisoned water. This works too, and you don’t need a horn.”
Pitcher, carbon filter, removes chlorine.
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Pillow Sprays
lavender pillow spray
Pitched by Elf
“Elfshot gives you aches. Lavender gives you sleep.”
Natural oils, calming scent, 4 oz.
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Sleep Masks
blindfold
Pitched by Cupid
“Love is blind. I tested it.”
Soft satin, adjustable, sleep mask.
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Pitched by Zombie
“Old tales say I’m in a trance. I’d prefer real sleep.”
Contoured, cooling.
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First Aid
gauze bandages
Pitched by Mummy
“Wrapped head to toe for 3,000 years. Still fits.”
Sterile, 12 rolls.
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Calcium
calcium supplements
Pitched by Skeleton
“I’m all bone. I need this.”
Vitamin D added, 120 tablets.
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